I am the most evil person on the face of the earth

though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth

My people taught me some goodness so I know what that’s worth

Tonight I’ll sell it all and unlock my potential



Nobody on Facebook ever had so few friends as me

The day I posted all the wicked things I wanted to be

A lady’s dream come true

Unless that lady is you

‘Cause I got no self-control

And I got thorns in my soul



I am the most evil person on the face of the earth

though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth

My people taught me some goodness so I know what that’s worth

Tonight I’ll sell it all and unlock my potential



Out from his hiding place

That kid who wants to fly

The haunted old castle that he once fell into

By mistake and on purpose

But his blowhard companion’s been there since his fall

Spoiling attempts to fly over the wall



I’m gonna feed my bloated guts until they explode

My pride is Babel Tower-high and full of seeds that I sowed

You know I want what you got

Don’t make me angry I’m not

A man that you can count on to be kind and gentle (No!)



I am the most evil person on the face of the earth

though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth

My daddy and my mama raised me right

But I think I’m gonna jettison my birthright

Tonight I’ll sell it all and unlock my potential



It’s what I wanted

But I don’t know what I want

I only do what I don’t what

What is the matter with me?



I am the most evil person on the face of the earth

though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth

My people taught me some goodness so I know what that’s worth

Tonight I’ll sell it all and unlock my potential



Out from his hiding place

That kid who wants to fly

The haunted old castle that he once fell into

By mistake and on purpose

He launches, he’s outward, yet wanting to fall

Determined he stays to fly over the wall



Rising high on love’s sweet fire

On forever rising higher